this was what i wrote about 4 days back when i thought i would be able to get an internet connection...
Back to Vienna
*blows dust off keyboard* It has been a loooong twelve days, I know. The idea was to bring my lappie along for my Italian adventure but due to my dramatic first day in Vienna - which involved my “laptop’s master reboot being
fucked up”, a mad rush to a repair shop (the ticket to Rome was for that evening!) followed by a huge sigh of relief (more details later) --- laptops stayed safely locked up in the hostel closet…a good thing too --cos’ Italians haven’t quite grasp the concept of wireless internet yet.
To sum up the journey:
For Better or WorseBest Sight: Sistine Chapel at the Vatican museum
Worse Sight: A tie between i) Ticket prices to enter museums that house the birth of Venus and Michangelo’s David at 9.50 euros each! & ii) GT modeling his Bottega Venetta bag originally meant for his mum
Best experience: Taking in Rome’s skyline at sunset from the top of the Spanish steps
Worst experience: A toss up between i) Having to hike up at least 500m up a steep hill in Sienna after a wrong turn & ii) having a full bladder at night while on board a shaky train/plane but seated at the top bunk/window seat
Best meal: A hearty Florentine three course lunch/dinner: pasta; meat with a side; wine
Worse meal: Takeaway lasagna/ Ham sandwich from a butcher shop in sienna
Best ride: Sitting at the bow of a water taxi navigating the canals of Venice with the icy wind blowing in your face as you admire old palaces and roosting sea gulls that go zipping by.
Worst ride: The sweltering bus journey from sienna to Florence when the air conditioning insisted on blowing hot air in an already boiling sun-baked bus.
Best Sleep: The Roman B&B – spacious, clean, and comfortable -- comes with extra pillows and to top it all off a nice Italian grandma who bakes!
Worst Sleep: Hotel Sabotino in Milan – dusty floors, no air conditioning, noisy streets below, dark toilets and buzzing mossies- need I say more
Budget& Budget bustersCheapest transport: Milan (3 euros for a day ticket)
Most expensive transport: Venice (12 euros for a day ticket)
Cheapest eats: Close contest between Venice (Colossal slice of pizza for 2.50 euros & bar snacks starting from a euro at the devil n e holy water) & Milan (6 euros for a cocktail & free buffet of bar snacks)
Most expensive: 17.50 euros+++ for a Florentine T-bone steak, bread, service & tax
Cheapest sleep: Florence hotel Montréal -65 euros a night buys you a room for 2 with CNN and a great bath room (even though it’s shared)
Most expensive sleep: Was actually in Venice but it came with an attached bathroom so the winner was Hotel Sabotino booo
Cheapest shops: a) Branded goods- Florence the mall b) Souvenirs-Venice c) Memories- Rome
Most expensive shops: Shops that line the Spanish steps at Rome
Standard rates: Internet-1.50 euros, Football jersey 10 euros, Service 12%
Records setters: Seen & HeardMost expensive gelato: Rome 6.50 euros a cup
Most expensive bottle of water: Rome 1.50 euros for 500ml
Holiest water: Free water fountains within Vatican City
Longest queue to get in: Vatican Museum with Sistine chapel
Longest queue to get out: Museum at Saint Mark’s square
Most common bank: Bank Intesa
Most common eatery: McDonald’s
Most bruises: Florence-my Knee from running into the bed frame- my Arm from colliding with a moving bicycle-my Dignity from falling face flat with my luggage when crossing the cobblestone road outside the Firenze station
Last LookItaly: great food: dusty: grand palaces: sculptures: frescos: outlet shopping: Hot!: graffiti: Free sights: marble everything!: scooters& smart cars: bright red flowers: tight tops: the sweet smell of fruit vendors: trams: murano glass: Boob parade: expensive eats: public marble fountains with icy cool natural water: bridges: pigeons : high ceilings: Nice people: Ray Ban: trenItalia: Ciao grazie
Now before mahdi & kenneth complain: look, pictures!!!
cute lil' smart cars.. a breeeze to park i'm sure...
The glorious trevi fountain
Hole in the roof-- the pantheon
dum dum da dum..the wedding cake
view from the top tier
vatican guards in uniforms designed by michangelo
st mark's square
it's bigggg

one of the many nice italian arses.... yum
Roma at sunset from the top of the spanish steps.... *all together now* waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
more photos tmr.. god! blogger is sloooow
not quite the happy gelato stained postcard.
--4:12 AM--